I can't handle suspenseful movies and TV shows very well.
When I can't wait to find out what happens next (or when I stop breathing in a regular rhythm), I often look up the plot summary on Wikipedia. As I get more and more anxious, my inside voice erupts with a plethora of comments and sassy remarks.
We watched Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol over the weekend. I decided to let my inside voice loose on Twitter. This is what resulted... (By the way, my e-conversation with myself starts from the bottom and works its way to the top.)
P.S. Sorry about the weird sizing. Not sure what happened there...